do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them
will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again
lest we forget
those are his hooves you b*tch
HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA DO YOU
MOTHERFUCKERS
EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOT MODELING??? LET ME LEARN YOU LITTLE BITCHES A THING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF
Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M.
Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus
coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis
cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus
praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis
persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte
flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis
dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et
Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam
nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late
vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex
parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro
multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis
angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia
passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.
man this dude was so heated they regressed to their past life as caesar, scourge of gaul
are you sure?
i like how this post hit peak tumblr post formatting in under 500 notes
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
i don’t remember where i read this so take it with a grain of salt, but i remember reading about Retro Studios talking with Nintendo during the development of Metroid Prime and Retro asked if Samus could actually do some bounty hunting for once
and Nintendo was like “what do you mean?”
and Retro was like “You know. Accept money to hunt down wanted people.”
and nintendo was just like “what??? what?! no! no she can’t do that! why would you even ask!”
and Retro had to explain to Nintendo what a bounty hunter was, because evidently they thought the phrase “bounty hunter” meant “cool space explorer” and not “person who accepts money to hunt people”
Headcanon accepted: Samus became a bounty hunter because she thought it just meant cool space explorer
everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd
There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.
you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing
