do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them
"although I seem relaxed, I’m actually incredibly tense at all times.”
Posted on 17th Jun at 2:40 PM, with 83,865 notes
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#oh my god,
Posted on 25th Mar at 9:54 PM, with 34,243 notes
steal his look: charlie kelly
urban outfitters “horsin’ around” destructed tee ($78)
1989 gucci long johns ($690)
loius vuitton casual tube socks ($120)
Posted on 28th Feb at 11:58 AM, with 153,150 notes
Big ol snail: *dies*
Hermit Crab:
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Posted on 1st Jun at 11:50 AM, with 183 notes
this post showed up in my sideblog’s queue and I couldn’t resist
Posted on 1st May at 8:14 PM, with 291,930 notes
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I’m literally angry
Posted on 9th Mar at 10:10 PM, with 47,608 notes
You:
Oh hot damn! This is my jam!
Me, An Intellectual:
Oh hot reservoir! This is my jelly!
Posted on 30th Dec at 10:12 AM, with 94,698 notes
Posted on 26th Jul at 8:29 PM, with 381,228 notes
UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad
Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God
Posted on 3rd Jun at 10:07 PM, with 26,959 notes
throwback to one of the best Eurovision songs of all time don’t even lie
Posted on 7th Mar at 1:52 PM, with 178,134 notes
when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or
my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed
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#oh my god,